Well, they're daft because "why not"!
Mr Xan needed a horse for a spring fashion shoot so I scraped the mud off the baby brontosaurus last minute and we applied a model to him and dragged him into a field with stylist, photog and hair/makeup crew. He really didn't mind the conveyor belt of treats going in his mouth, and the model only fell off once! Not that he noticed... No Valentino skirts were harmed in the making of these shots, although the stylist had a cardiac event at all the mud.


